When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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