i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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