If i come over, it means nothing
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
