Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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