It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.