I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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