I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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