Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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