That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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