I think i peed on brittanys purse
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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