What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I love having hate sex.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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