hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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