o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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