You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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