Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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