We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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