I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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