Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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