Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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