Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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