That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
