the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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