quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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