My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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