Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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