Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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