Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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