So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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