no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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