I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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