I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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