people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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