i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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