I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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