Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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