she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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