1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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