BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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