You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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