VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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