I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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