So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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