I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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