How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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