This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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