What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well you can't waste a boner
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
