you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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