we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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