just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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