yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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