Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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