Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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